Saturday, June 19, 2010

Equine Acrobatics!

I WISH I had a picture to show all of you in my blog audience the amazing new experience I had today. For the first time in almost 25 years of on-and-off horseback riding, I was thrown by a horse. It was intense! We actually had three photographers on site taking pictures of us all dressed up in Western garb with the horses, and not one of them captured me flying through the air off of the back of a bucking horse. I was a little miffed!

Yesterday I had an amazing ride on Monty, a gorgeous red Missouri Foxtrotter, and everything was absolutely perfect. I had a lot of fun and was feeling very confident about being back in the saddle and was  ready to take on any horse at the Ranch. We took video of some of my ride, and I'll post the link below.
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=137238182953274&ref=mf


So today, my original plan was to ride Monty again. After our good ride the day before, there were still a few things I wanted to work on with him, like steering him more with my legs than with the reins, as he appeared to be fighting the bit slightly and I was forced to choke up on the reins and ride with my hands in sort of a strange posture. Just like in all sports, it really helps to watch video of yourself riding so you can see what you were doing right and what you might want to change. When Lana mentioned that my hands looked funny, I realized that I could probably rely less on rein steering and more on leg steering with Monty because he seemed almost more responsive to my light leg squeezes than he did when I jerked the reins. Every horse is different - you have to ride A LOT to be able to pick up on their individual subtleties. 


Anyways, I ended up not riding Monty today because as soon as he saw me come into the pasture carrying a rope, he initiated evasive maneuvers. I got sick of chasing him through ankle deep muck out in the middle of the pasture, so I decided to just choose between the other two horses in the pasture who were not purposefully avoiding me. 


Monty's pasture mates are Ferrari, a red Tennessee Walker, and Prada, a white and red Spotted Saddle Horse. I had ridden Ferrari three or four times on previous visits to the ranch, and knew her to be a gentle, easygoing mare. Prada, on the other hand, is younger and a bit small for me and I have never ridden her before, even though I know she is a good little horse. Regardless, I wanted to be in my comfort zone with the photographers there snapping pictures, so I chose Ferrari as my steed for the day.


It was a lot of fun posing for the photographers while I groomed and saddled Ferrari, and she seemed pretty patient for the majority of the session. Finally, after about 45 minutes of picture taking, I was given the go-ahead (by the photographers) to get on the horse. Let me digress for just a moment to say that for this "photo shoot" we were instructed to wear as much "Western" garb as possible. I was weighed down by jeans, boots, leather chaps (w/fringe!) belt w/large silver belt buckle, denim shirt, vintage silver and turquoise squash blossom necklace (my Omi's, now mine), bandana, and cowgirl hat. It was quite the ensemble, to say the least. 


One foot in the stirrup, I swung up onto Ferrari's back, as I have done many times before. I was barely in the saddle and my right foot wasn't even in the stirrup when a loose buckle or dangling fringe from my chaps brushed the horse's side in the wrong way, and she TOOK OFF and started HOPPING AND KICKING with me, one foot in the stirrups, trying to get purchase on my reins enough to pull her back. It didn't take long for me to figure out that I was no longer in control, and the horse was going to have me off one way or another, so I decided to make it on my terms. I swung my right leg back over the saddle, and even as the horse hopped into the air again, I pushed off with my one foot that was in a stirrup and became airborne. In that split second in which I realized I was going to have to jump or be thrown, I knew that I needed to plan my jump so I would land far enough away from the horse so there would be no risk of me being trampled, and to give me some time to get up and get away if she charged at me. The fact that she jumped at the same time I did allowed me to somehow meet my dismount objectives with a bit of added style. I really got some air! I landed on my butt, and was actually grateful (for once) for the added cushion. I dinged my knee up a little bit, but it's just a bruise. I DIDN'T land on my head, I DIDN'T require a trip to the ER, and I DID get back on the horse after we had both calmed down a bit (and I had removed the offending chaps).


All told, it was actually kind of awesome, and I am really thankful for all my years of athletics, which have trained my body and mind to react quickly (and land safely!) as the situation requires.  In other news, we have a new baby here at Southfork! Louis Vuitton was born early Thursday morning to Porsche the black mare and Armani the palomino stallion. Mom and baby are doing very well (Louis is a handful! Lots of personality!) and Dad is very proud. Louis is a Tennessee Walker.


Mom and Baby with Dad in the background

Just another day at Southfork!

Saturday, June 12, 2010

New Things!

Today I did some things I have never done before! It was our first truly nice day since I have been here at the ranch, and after the day getting off to a ridiculous start (long story short: I went to throw the discus up at the local h.s. and ended up losing one disc and gaining full-body hives), things got better in the afternoon.

Lana decided I needed to learn to ride a motorcycle. I was skeptical at first because I am SO bad with all things mechanical/electronical/beyond basic stone age technology. It was a big surprise to me when I was zooming around the back yard after just a few minutes of instruction! It really made me realize how much of a tool Bella (from Twilight...ugh) is in New Moon when she bails into a rock on her first motorcycle ride. I was scared at first that I would do the same or similar, but then, as I said, Bella is a huge tool and I am relatively competent in comparison.



We took the bike down to the horse arena so I could practice shifting and get up a little more speed. It was a lot of fun! Especially once I started to get the hang of it with the shifting and accelerating and whatnot. Amazingly enough, I did not fall off once. Lana took video and pics, and of course, made me pose at the end :)

I am unnecessarily smarmy. Haha!

Something else I did today that I've never done before is hit a golf ball! Ok, I've played putt-putt before, but this was full-on golf ball hitting with a real club and everything. I had quite a few spectacular swing-and-misses, but I told myself, "Ok, I'm an athlete, I can do this!" and pretty soon I was at least making contact. I would never say I have a future in golf, recreational or otherwise, but it was fun and challenging and I can definitely say I have a much greater respect for the sport now, knowing how difficult it really is!

And, once again, Lana was on hand with her camera to capture my special golf moments :)


Yes, I am golfing in cowgirl boots. Recognize!

Finally, we had a Jurassic Park moment with the ranch's largest equine occupant during our golf cart tour of the Demme homestead land. Reign did not appreciate having us in his pasture! Check out the video linked below, particularly the second half:


Just another day at Southfork!


Sunday, June 6, 2010

Moving...it's never fun

For the second night in a row I am fighting off a migraine...it has been a long and exhausting weekend of lifting, loading, prepping, packing, selling, sunning, burning, beer-ing, and not enough sleeping. MOVING! I've done it so many times in the past six or so years, you'd think I would have gone pro by now. The amount of items I have accumulated from the beginning of college until now is disgusting. Or, it WAS disgusting. I have fallen upon my apartment like a black, scourging plague, dispatching of any and all unnecessary items...and believe me, when you've spent more than an hour sorting through anything, you begin to seriously question every item's worth. At this point, I almost just want to pitch it all out and start over!

I have to give mad props to my parents who have helped me with every move, working way harder than necessary and complaining only minimally ;) My mom is a force to be reckoned with when it comes to organizing and packing. She darts around like a hummingbird on Redbull, going in about five directions at once and somehow managing to bring a sense of order to complete chaos. My dad, on the other hand, goes into his surly 'moving mode', where he is happy to haul anything in or out, but will gladly rip you a new one if you as much as look at him the wrong way. Somehow, this combination works out, though I'm not about to ask why or how.

The garage sale Friday and Saturday was ridiculous, but I managed to rid myself of quite a few superfluous items and make some sweet moolah in the process. I also achieved a stunning sunburn, as Saturday was the first sunny day we'd had in weeks and I wasn't about to waste it. As soon as the garage door went up at 8am I was out in my chair in my tank top and wayfarers. Not sure if it was worth the pain, but it was nice to feel warm again!

Today was supposed to have been my day to head out for my summer at the Ranch, but the garage sale turned out to be more of a time suck than I had anticipated so I had to delay my departure one day. After slogging through the wreckage of my apartment for a few hours, it became apparent that a one day delay was not enough. Updated ETD: Tuesday AM, God willing and the creek don't rise.